During the year between my 50th and 51st birthdays I will be posting lists of various categories (most/least favorite, most/least important, places I'd like/not like to go, things I'd most like/least like to do, etc.). By October 15, 2011 I should have 50 lists. Stop by often to see how I'm doing.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

50 Things That Are NOT on My Bucket List

Skydiving

Cave Exploration

Cliff Diving

Space Travel

Tightrope Walking

Eating Rattlesnake Meat

Surfing

Freestyle Rock Climbing

Scuba Diving

Ski Jumping

Hang Gliding

Parasailing

Butchering Meat

Committing a Felony

Camping in the Amazon Basin

Competing in a Triathlon

Herding Cattle

Competitive Fishing

Yacht Racing

Attending the Masters Golf Tournament

Learning to Yodel

Going Through Basic Training

Attending an Autopsy

Selling Door to Door

Bull Riding

Taking Ballet

Serving as a Model for a Drawing Class

Competitive Eating

Working in a Mine

Lumberjacking

Embalming a Corpse

Scaling a Building

Visiting China

Bungy Jumping

Attending a NASCAR Race

Touring Napa Valley Wineries

Ghost Hunting

Pearl Diving

Hot Air Ballooning

Living on the Beach

Traveling to the North Pole

Traveling to the South Pole

Ocean Kayaking

Working on a Fishing Boat

Being Tazed

Fire Fighting

Attending the US Open Tennis Tournament

Taking Karate

Fly Fishing

Performing the National Anthem at a Sporting Event

Thursday, February 17, 2011

My 50 Favorite Sports Teams of All Time

1. San Antonio Spurs (ABA/NBA)—All-time favorite because of the small-town, hard-nosed work ethic. The way to do things!
2. Houston Oilers/Tennessee Titans (NFL)—Who can forget Earl Campbell and Billy “White Shoes” Johnson? Or Warren Moon? Or Steve “Air” McNair? Or Eddie George? Or Chris Johnson? Obviously I can’t.
3. University of Tennessee Volunteers Football (NCAA)—Especially now that Lane Kiffin is gone.
4. San Antonio Gunslingers (USFL)—Rick Neuheisel was the starting QB.
5. Memphis Southmen (WFL)—Larry Csonka, Jim Kiick, Paul Warfield, Danny White: not bad for an upstart league.
6. Memphis Pros/Tams/Sound (ABA)—Would have become the Baltimore Claw if the ABA hadn’t merged with the NBA.
7. Trinity University (Texas) Tigers Football (NCAA Div. III)—Pulled off one of the great plays in football history—16 laterals to score on the last play of the game against Milsaps College in Mississippi.
8. University of Memphis Men’s Basketball (NCAA)—Were tied with Bill Walton and UCLA at halftime of the 1973 NCAA finals.
9. Memphis Grizzlies (NBA)
10. Chicago Bulls (NBA)—During the Jordan years mainly.
11. Memphis Showboats (USFL)—Coached by Pepper Rogers.
12. Houston Gamblers (USFL)—Jim Kelly was QB.
13. Buffalo Bills (NFL)—Kent Hull, starting center through the four Super Bowl losses is a really nice guy. Jim Kelly was QB here as well.
14. St. Louis Cardinals (MLB)
15. New Orleans Saints (NFL)—Archie Manning! And later Bum Philips coached Kenny “The Snake” Stabler and Earl Campbell there.
16. Pittsburg Stealers (NFL)—They weren’t always a favorite of mine, but then I married a fan and she convinced me to appreciate a great team when I saw one.
17. Indianapolis Colts (NFL)—They weren’t always a favorite, either, but I can’t root against Peyton Manning, I just can’t.
18. Arkansas Twisters/Diamonds (AF2/IFL)—Arena Football 2: fun sport to watch, sort of like human pinball.
19. McAllen (Texas) High School Bulldogs (High School Football)—My high school.
20. Little Rock (Arkansas) Central High School Tigers (High School Football)—My kids’ high school.
21. San Antonio Racquets (Domino’s Pizza Team Tennis)—No, honest. Look them up.
22. Charlotte Heat (Domino’s Pizza Team Tennis)—One of only two championships I’ve ever seen in any sport: San Antonio at Charlotte, summer of 1987. Charlotte won.
23. Tulsa University Football (NCAA)—Good team for a small school, though it is the largest Presbyterian-related university in the country.
24. Oakland A’s (MLB)—In the mid-70s this was a great team.
25. Houston Astros (MLB)—Rooted for them in the 90s.
26. McAllen Dusters (Independent Baseball)—played one, maybe two seasons. The big question was always which would be higher, the number of runs scored or the number of errors committed. Lots of fun to watch, though.
27. Green Bay Packers (NFL)—Got to love a team owned by a city.
28. Davidson (North Carolina) Wildcats Men’s Basketball (NCAA)—Their historic run in the NCAA’s was thrilling to watch. A Presbyterian-related school where my Dad went.
29. Philadelphia Stars (USFL)—Jim Mora coached them.
30. (Tie) Indiana Pacers, New Jersey Nets, Denver Nuggets (ABA/NBA)—Along with San Antonio, the only remaining former ABA teams, now merged with the NBA.
33. Arkansas Travelers (Minor League Baseball/Texas League)—An historic team with connections back to 1901.
34. Arkansas RimRockers (ABA)—Team began in 2004-05 with the revamped American Basketball League. They played for one year, won a league championship, and then left for the NBA’s Developmental League. One of only two league championships of any kind I’ve ever attended.
35. Tulsa Talons (AF2)—Arch rivals for a number of years of the Arkansas Twisters. I developed a grudging respect for the team.
36. Memphis Mad Dogs (CFL)—Part of the Canadian Football League’s effort to “invade” the US. Pepper Rogers coached the team in it’s only year of 1995. Gary Anderson played his last year of professional football for the team.
37. Hamilton Tiger-cats (CFL)—Our family attended a Hamilton game a couple of years ago (versus Toronto). Great atmosphere and wonderful folks seated in the “family section.” I became a fan for life.
38. Seattle Seahawks (NFL)—Their first few years as an expansion team were fun to watch. Jim Zorn at QB and Steve Largent at WR were among the highlights.
39. Glasgow Rangers (Scottish Football League)—That’s soccer to you and me.
40. Duzcespor (Turkish Football)—I spent a summer in Duzce as an exchange student and attended a match.
41. Arkansas Riverblades (ECHL)—One of two hockey teams to play in Little Rock at one time. This one played in much nicer Alltel Arena in North Little Rock.
42. Arkansas GlacierCats (WPHL)—The other hockey team to play in Little Rock at one time, playing their games at Barton Coliseum in Little Rock.
43. San Antonio Wings (WFL)—Saw them play once, against the Memphis Southmen in San Antonio. San Antonio won the game and the league went belly up the next week.
44. University of Arkansas Razorbacks Football (NCAA)—Proud tradition of great teams over the years.
45. Arkansas State University Red Wolves Football (NCAA)—Trying very hard to make Arkansas a two-team state.
46. New Jersey Devils (NHL)—For some reason I found myself rooting for this team for a year or two.
47. Philadelphia Bell (WFL)—What a wacky name for a pro football team! Got to love it.
48. Memphis Rogues (NASL)—Saw them play once against the Rochester Lancers. Thought they had a cool team name.
49. Cleveland Cavaliers (NBA)—Now that Lebron James has bailed on them I’ll be rooting for them to win a title––someday.
50. New York Knights (AFL)—I saw the very first Arena Football game ever played in Madison Square Garden. This was one of the teams.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

50 Places I've Never Been That I Would Like to Visit

(In No Particular Order)

Oslo, Norway

Halifax, Nova Scotia

The Orkney Islands, Scotland

Stockholm, Sweden

Australia

Christchurch, New Zealand

San Francisco, California

Berlin, Germany

Hawaii

Athens, Greece

Ephesus, Turkey

Lambeau Field, Green Bay, Wisconsin (for a Packers game)

Copenhagen, Denmark

The Florida Keys

Seattle, Washington

Portland, Oregon

Helena, Montana

Salt Lake City, Utah

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Boise, Idaho

Los Angeles, California

The Shetland Islands, Scotland

Mt. Rushmore, South Dakota

Fargo, North Dakota

Prince Edward Island, Canada

Truva, Turkey (Ancient Troy)

Tobermory, Mull, Scotland

Gallipoli Peninsula, Turkey

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

San Diego, California

Peru

Tonga

Guam

Hastings Battlefield, England

Agincourt Battlefield, France

Cannes, France

Monaco

St. Lucia

Liechtenstein

Republic of Nauru

Tuvalu

Andorra

Greenland

Helsinki, Finland

St. Petersburg, Russia

Van Buren, Maine

Newport, New Hampshire

Ramsey Island, Wales

Isle of Man

Isle of Wight, England

Friday, February 4, 2011

50 People I'd Invite to Dinner

50 people, real or fictitious, living or dead, and in no particular order that I’d invite to dinner (excluding family members and close friends, who of course would be invited).

Sam Waterston

The Apostle Paul

John Adams

Annie Dillard

Ann LaMotte

Charles Dickens

Paul McCartney

Ringo Starr

Jane Austin

Michael Jordan

Paul Simon

Arthur Miller

Queen Elizabeth I

John Lennon

George Harrison

Chrissy Hynde

Tom Brokaw

Gene Hackman

Sandra Bulloch

Francis Ford Coppola

Abraham Lincoln

David McCullough

John Knox

Arthur Ashe

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Denzel Washington

Karl Barth

Jason Bourne

Elizabeth Bennett

Hermione Granger

Benjamin Franklin

Theodore White

Rosa Parks

Winston Churchill

Lady Dianna

Salvador Dali

Samuel Clements

Barak Obama

Isaac Watts

Virginia Dare

Gilda Radner

John Cleese

Peyton Manning

Walter Payton

Bill Murray

Bono

Jethro Gibbs

LL Cool J

Linda Cohn

Carl Sandburg